"A bleeding welcome letter and a bleeding book list.
And that’s it.
What the hell do they even send us welcome letters for? The train leaves on the same bleeding day every single bleeding year. And if we weren’t expelled at the end of last term and didn’t walk across that stage in the glorious graduation ceremony, it stands to reason that we’ll be going back to school in the bleeding fall.
I mean, honestly. It’s no wonder our environment is crap. The Muggles all think it’s cars and factories and that sort of thing, but it’s really the ridiculous wasting of paper in British wizarding schools. I should start a campaign against it- against wasting all that on stupid welcome letters to each stupid student every single stupid year. I don’t know what I’d call it, though. Oh, wait. Stop Obvious Destruction Of Fabulous Forests.